What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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=3

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Exactly what?

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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