Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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