Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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