kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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This is my joke. funny

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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