Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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