- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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