The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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69 :)

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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