What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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