There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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