A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

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I'm tired.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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no

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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