A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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i'm hard

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minorities.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Anti Joke

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