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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Woman rights.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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