A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what are you mike bibby?

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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you...

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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roak

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What what In the butt

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Honk if you're Amish!

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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