What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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666

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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wat?

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Weaner

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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