- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

It's all Taggart

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

call of duty world at war

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

You smell like shit

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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