the your face joke

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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