- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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