- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Testicles.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

poo is yummy

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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