Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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