Misner is a twat.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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they're dead. idiot.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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