Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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