What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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