- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Swag.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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