How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What is Jason? Black.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Anti Joke

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