How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Women's Rights.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Women's Rights.

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call of duty world at war

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America

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Anti Joke

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