Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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it was all Tagart

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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