There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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