What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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