What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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A black person in the NHL

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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