Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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