Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Where's my baby??

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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