Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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VAGINA.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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haha

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Anti Joke

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