What's 1+1? 69.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +25,519

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

thumb_up thumb_down +9

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -3

courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops