A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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whats 2+2? 1

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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cancer

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Anti Joke

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