Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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The jets are a good team..

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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