"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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knock knock There's no door

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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