What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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