How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Dakota Fanning

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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