Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Bob Saget

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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