Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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A Serbian Film

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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racism...deal with it!

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