What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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