Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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I am on a escalator.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Tucker Rivera

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