What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Anti Joke

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