- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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