What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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THE GAME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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