2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I am on a escalator.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Tucker Rivera

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

thumb_up thumb_down +885

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

thumb_up thumb_down +233

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

thumb_up thumb_down +27

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops