Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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So a bar walks into a man...

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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