Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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you will die someday

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What's just not right? Left

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Whats9+10 19

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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