What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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woman's rights

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