Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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