Whats 9 + 10 19

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Women's Rights

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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