A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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