A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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