What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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