A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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