What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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