- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Knock knock knock OCD

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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