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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

It got hit by a rocket.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Wombat monkey juice.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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