What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Wolfjob.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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The Game.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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