what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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