Well, there's one way...

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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BOTTOM!!!

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Anti Joke

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