-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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No antijoke here.

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I can't see my forehead

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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