Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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THE GAME

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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