Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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