How did the black person die? Of old age

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Of course, first door on your left

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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