What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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LOL

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what is not funny? This joke.

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MAKE

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well use a tissue!

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Women's rights.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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