What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Wright flyer

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Mahmy

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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