womens rights

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Are you a human?

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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