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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Darude - Sandstorm

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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