A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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soccer

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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