When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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I love boobs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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what are three short words? i a am

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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