what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Women's professional sports

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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