What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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the WNBA.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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