Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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