Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Potassium? K.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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How old is your mom Dead

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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