why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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