A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Xzibit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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