Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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