NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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brandon ya twwat

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Anti Joke

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