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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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