What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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