Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Samraj.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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