Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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