I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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