- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*