- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

dead dibbs

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Sloths

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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