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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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