Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Your mums a potato

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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