- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Knock Know! Come in!

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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