What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Junior's love life.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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