What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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