What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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