Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Anti Joke

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