Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Daym im romantic

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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69.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Black Veil Brides.

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I am on a escalator.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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