Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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I'm Spartacus

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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