What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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