why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Immigration Laws

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Corn Muffins

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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