What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Maths.

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