Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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I've got a dig bick

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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