What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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