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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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This is really quite funny. But only if you're an authoritarian word nerd. Which I am.
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Knock Knock Who's there? Ach ach who? Bless you!
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bored
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your hand 5 times the post this five times and look under your pillow
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BEST. JOKE. EVER. Especially to a grammar perfectionist, such as myself.
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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A: Because it wanted to be kfc
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jack the ninja sucks monkey balls
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AMAZING!
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18479512433 hi guys
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I don't get it, can someone explain??
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really funny :) :)
Hehe. My friend said this in class to my self proclaimed "Pro-English" Math/Science teacher.
I believe that is considered a sentence fragment
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nig nog

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