What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Your life

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